Street Walkin Yall

I've been eating more food than usual in a vain attempt to gain weight, although all it does is make me more hyper and impulsive. Like today I got angry at the stupid bus system for leaving me twice in a row after I spent an hour running around getting into classes I needed to be in, so I left that bitch like it wanted child support and started walking home yall. I made it about half way from Blinn when a car pulled up next to me down on Texas and then Liz started yelling at me to get in the car. I assumed she needed my assistance for a bank heist and so I jumped in. Turns out she just wanted to use me as an excuse to meet her friend late for lunch. She refused to let me rob a bank on the ride back to Gateway.

Dullards

At work one of my associates dropped a box of martini mix flavored after 'Spiced Apples'. Our whole department smelled like deliciousness and I was inspired to buy one of each of the remaining flavors at the end of my shift (and I've never even had an alcoholic martini). I think we could see so much stuff if we just broke those kinds of things more often. Chocolate Peppermint and Spiced Apple mix: spoils of labor!

WiiAngry

A certain someone keeps pushing me off the WiiFit while I'm doing very important exercises. How am I supposed to become WiiSex incarnate when this hoodlum tickling me on side planks and kicking me on leg extensions?! That certain someone is a poopieface and a jerk. X0

Sasses

School starts tomorrow! Over that last couple of semesters I've noticed a trend: I do very badly in a class where I miss the first day. I'm not sure exactly why that is but regardless of any effort I put in, missing that first day in a class equals D. It's letter math. The kicker for this semester though is that I'm still not signed up for classes!

A Poem to This

I work in a magical land of enchantment. I spend my whole week in a place where I have to stand up and not do much. "Son of a Sailor" loops a ridiculous number of times. My feet always hurt and people inside and outside the company find ways to yell at me all day long. My work experience does not help me further myself to another job. Retail. Hmmm. This is teh sux.

Wii Demean!!

The WiiFit is one of the move bizarre games ever. It gets you hooked by insulting your body image relentlessly... and then keeps you coming back out of sheer vanity. You step on and it turns your normal looking Mii into either a twig or a snakebite victim and then gives you mindless tasks to complete, making a graph dedicated entirely to your weight and balance. The WiiFit is a terrible game... that I can't stop playing. Aww, I just made myself feel sad. No worries! I've conned several other people into depression with me! WiiCry over our WiiImage. A game for all ages: WiiFit! Self loathing has never been so much fun as a group activity.