Un-Fit

I went by the bank to pick up the weekly allowance I give myself and then went by the store later that evening to buy groceries. Imagine my surprise when H.E.B. refused my tender when I tried to break a counterfeit $50 bill I had received from the bank that very afternoon! I felt like a dupe for accepting money that I'll admit looked shady once you looked at it, but in my defense, no one expects that they're going to get counterfeit money from a bank!