People are Gay

I was working my usual closing shift recently when I walked by a strange conversation two of my coworkers were having. A summary of the conversation went something to the effect of "I'm not homophobic. One or two is cool, I just don't like large groups. It's scary." Instantly my mind conjured how he walked home shaking every night, terrified of some wild roving gang of homosexuals should... beat the hell out of him? steal his money to go buy expensive electronics at Best Buy? I have no idea. What in the world would a large number of people grouped solely by their sexual preference want with this guy? I guess he must think he's hot stuff and presumes, what with the marauding hordes of females who sexually assault him at all times of the day, that if a man gang caught sight of him it would just be the finishing blow. (heh) I wish I had that self confidence...