Swimming?

I spent a good portion of yesterday looking for a drag suit. Apparently functional swimming attire is a rare occurrence. Don't fret though, to compensate there was plenty of board shorts and poorly designed trunks. Even Academy (Sports and Outdoors) failed me, corralling all male and female swimwear to a back corner and making way of a menagerie of colorful Nike running shorts. I don't know how people got swimming shit before the internet!