Lawl Nighter

I was conned into an all nighter by social forces beyond my control and subsequently I had to go to work at 9:00 in the morning. I was, in a word, a zombie. My eyes kept fluttering closed and I couldn't stand up straight. I also had the memory of a goldfish ("Ok Shinny Cafe Latte with Vanilla... wait, what did you order?") I honestly didn't think I'd make it through the day, but then I passed out for a brief 10 or 15 seconds. The good news is that when I regained consciousness, I perked right up. After my little shut down and reboot, I turned right around to face a young couple giving me the ole fish-eye. And then I turned back around because I suddenly remembered I made their drinks wrong.