Scammers Need to Speak Better English (for sexual purposes)

One of my roommate's friends had his facebook account hacked. A scammer came on and tried to get him to wire money. I was nearby and grabbed the computer. Hilarity ensued. Be warned, we get a little GRAPHIC. Reader discretion is advised.


Michael
11:27
hey
11:27Michael went idle

SupremeThor
11:27
hey!
what are you up to?
11:28Michael became active

Michael
11:28
i'm in some kind of deep shit right now

SupremeThor
11:28
oh?

Michael
11:29
I'm stranded in london

SupremeThor
11:29
whaaaa?
how did *that* happen?

Michael
11:29
got mugged at gun point last night
all cash,credit card and phone was stolen

SupremeThor
11:30
what were you doing in london...?

Michael
11:30
I had a trip for summer
It was a Brutal Experience,but thank God i still have my life and passport saved

SupremeThor
11:32
well, there's that

Michael
11:33
my return flight leaves in few hours but having troubles sorting out the hotel bills

SupremeThor
11:34
well that sucks, you might be late for class
*I take over for Justin*
well are you going to be okay?

Michael
11:36
wondering if you could loan me some few $$ to sort out the hotel bills and also take a cab to the airport

SupremeThor
11:37
hmmm, about how much?

Michael
11:37
I will pay you back the cash immediately i get back home
it just 600$

SupremeThor
11:38
that's cool, but you have to pay it right back

Michael
11:39
since i still have my international passport with me
i can use that as identification as soon as you send the money to me
through western union

SupremeThor
11:39
don't you have paypal?

Michael
11:39
dont hav much init
that why i contact you for the help
because I know i can count on you

SupremeThor
11:41
what are friends for?
anyway, we go way back
western union?

Michael
11:42
yea
All you have to do is to have it send through western union
to my information

SupremeThor
11:44
okay, I'm pulling it upnow
I'venever used this before
this is weird huh?

Michael
11:44
ok
it very simple

SupremeThor
11:44
I'm kind of glad you called I was thinking about you the other day

Michael
11:44
You can visit there website for instant transfer within a second transfer on www.westernunion.com

SupremeThor
11:45
yeah I'm on the site right now

Michael
11:45
ok
just click on send money
you will find it in the website

SupremeThor
11:45
did you ever break up with that girl?
oh i have to make a new account

Michael
11:47
ok

SupremeThor
11:47
but anyways, are you single again?

Michael
11:48
am not sure that is necessary
am not sure that is necessary
all you have to do is to use your credit cards

SupremeThor
11:48
i miss the way you smelled

Michael
11:48
you dont need any acc again

SupremeThor
11:50
it keeps tellingme to make one
do you ever think about that night?

Michael
11:50
hmmm
yea
but please i really need the cash
we will talks about this as soon as am back
ok
so are you still on the website
?

SupremeThor
11:53
noone has ever made love to me like that

Michael
11:54
hmm
ye
yea*

SupremeThor
11:54
the way you were just on your back

Michael
11:54
try and creat an acc and do the transfer

SupremeThor
11:54
with me thrusting into you

Michael
11:54
ok?

SupremeThor
11:55
don't you care about us?!

Michael
11:55
I do
and you know that
but i need your help nw
you are not showing me any concern
why?

SupremeThor
11:56
oh I'm gonna help you so hard
we need to get your hot ass back home!
okay I'mon it
okay, did it go through?

Michael
11:58
hey, this is really me now

SupremeThor
11:58
ooooh

Michael
11:58
no money needed

SupremeThor
11:58
things were just getting interesting!
lol

Michael
11:59
lol ya i can see

SupremeThor
11:59
we were cybering with your nigerian friend o.0
anyway...

Michael
11:59
i have a nigerian friend

SupremeThor
11:59
don't click on bad links

Michael
11:59
?

SupremeThor
11:59
well, whoever hyjacked your account
my roommate was having too much fun with it all!
although i'm glad you didn't really get mugged in london

Michael
12:00
me too

SupremeThor
12:01
anyway
i'm going to go find lunch!

Michael
12:01
thanks for the heads up justin