Thursday, January 21, 2010

Beck, Palin, Fox News

It's kind of old news now... but then again I have lot of old news I never logged on about.

Sarah Palin hired by Fox News? I wasn't foso if i wuz goin 2 *headdesk or lolz when I hear dat (trendy is like a second language to me).

I think I might have done both, a dangerous maneuver to be done while driving, leave it to professionals, please. To welcome her on board Glen Beck, clearly enamored with big bright puppy dog eyes, "interviewed" her. This 'let me read you pages of my journal' (not even kidding) stuff is just plaine sappy! Five minutes into the beginning and already you can tell this is going to be an hour of sweet, sweet, right-wing love poetry.


Remember back in the campaign, when right wingers were calling Obama the antichrist because some people were more or less worshipping him like an idol... I'm curious to know if you see any parallels to that here. To worship Omaba, you had to be hopelessly optimistic. Apparently, to roll on with the now golden Palin cash cow, you need to be able to suspend you knowledge of basic american history (see later below).

It's an hour long interview. There's a lot of... material. More than enough for the... *drumroll*

NEW SARAH PALIN DRINKING GAME!!!

Here's how you play at home: sit down and watch Sarah Palin talking with alcohol. But every time she says something hilariously dumb, remember her legions of followers and her ever expanding political platform and drink until the world is happy again. Just to warn you, no one actually wins the Sarah Palin Drinking Game, it's over when the last person loses.

Need a sample round? Get ready and set, then watch the clip below!

Now lets not be obvious. Lets give her at least the benefit of the doubt and try to pretend that she avoided the most popular, common answer of 'Thomas Jefferson' in order to seem more rogue... so she really didn't find herself giving a five year old 'don't know it' answer of 'All of them!' and really she was so well informed that OH MY GOD THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE JUST CAUSED THE CAPILLARIES IN MY LEFT EYE TO HEMORRHAGE!!!

Happy Drinking!!!

1 comment:

Ashley S said...

You say, "sweet, sweet, right-wing love poetry." like it's a bad thing. LoL* I love me some love poetry! Oh the beautiful lovey dovey kissy huggy poetry... *lost in thought*

Ummm... Glenn Beck makes me want to shoot myself. His voice is grating. He read out of his journal!!! wtf!!! Who does that? Sapppppy is right.

Obama's rating has plummeted since he arrived in office. Even quicker than Bush's. And he stayed on vacation after a terrorist attack. WTF x2!!