Dear Dr

Dear Dr. Elsa A. Murano,
How about those ____(adjective, positive) Aggies participating in ___(noun, sport)! That ____(was/is/will be, choose one) something!! Now that we've established a repoir of close friendship, I would like you to come to me for advice. I know you must wonder about it every day, 'how can I strive to bring A&M University into a gloriously guilded age of awesome?' Well my dear, trusted friend, I have but one gift of knowledge: SSC.

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