redrum stna

My apartment has an ant problem. I tried to get rid of them for a while but they are surprisingly resilient. They always endure. Ants eat everything! I forget to empty the trash for a couple of days and their there. I leave food on the counter for a day and their there. I left a glass of water on my desk and went downstair for food... came back 2 minutes later to find 3 ants drowning in my water! Every morning, noon, and night I take a shower, ants are crawling out of the shower head. Ants flock to the residue of my mouth wash in the bathroom sink and swarm my tooth brush. Ants line trails down my garbage disposal! Their crawling over my computer! The creepiest thing happened today, I cut my toe while managing toe nails and stumbled down the hall for a bandaid... when I got back they were eating my blood! the ants are going to consume me in my sleep I know it!

ANTS!! BLARG eNGLOFedumanu.. oup.