lowl catz

Tracy came back to the apartment today! Patches McGee, the resident preteen female came back with looking a little heavier. It's a real life Bristle-Levi romance here at the apartment now. Patches is preggers, proving once and for all that supervision-abstinence is not the best way to stop teenage cat pregnancy. No the number one way to avoid teenage cat pregnancy is not to teenage cats. Howard Benson doesn't seem to concern himself with his future of be a teenage cat dad, and unfortunately Patches is the victim of a society that praises him for his conquests and frowns upon her poor teenage cat choices.

In her defense, after receiving Tracy's cat abstinence only education, she did try to compromise and consented to infertile and potentially dangerous alternative sex practices. Unfortunately, with their minimal knowledge of anatomy they collectively were unable to know exactly what they were supposed to avoid doing.