this stuff coagulates if you dump it in the sink

I'll never understand the people who go to the Rec center during insane busy times and then walk around the 4 lane running track in a horizontal line with their friends. who does that?! seriously! There are four lanes clearly labeled for the enjoyment of everyone: 4 lanes equal 4 speeds, inside to out is walk, jog, run, sprint. This changes a little, if there are a lot of people running and jogging for example, then faster runners move to the sprint lane... reguardless though, there is no good reason to walk in wall formation! OMG iTOTALLY goteh new shoes t o t cute sughud hup2me lol I KNOW dmb ppr stpidich yol43pple ttyl.
I imagine their conversation goes something like that.