you can't count on me

I'm still feeling a little under the weather. Of all the things I'm vastly successful at, being sick is not one of them. Some people are awesome at being sick, they don't even have to try; they might not even know that they're sick! They go about their daily lives as if everything were normal, and the diseases and viruses they host go with them and spread. Me? I don't excel at that sort of thing. I publicly display that I'm sick which seems to make other hesitant to get close enough for a good old fashioned disease transfer. I also tend to sleep a lot more than usual, which further hinders my contact with others. It's safe to say that while I'm sick my life is a big let down. I let down others with my subpar performance, I let down myself with a complete lack of focus, but most of all I let down the pathogens who trusted me enough to pass on their next generation. Man I suck.